How to define Fail

Fail
Pronunciation: \ˈfāl\
Function: verb
1. to lose strength
2. to fall short
3. to have three shots at close range and direct hit the floor!

Some Fallout 3 Gooberness

Before I write about the Fallout 3 DLCs - complete with in-game footage - I figured this would tide some of you over: video clips of a bored player and figuring out different ways to blow up an old man with 40 frag mines.

Of course, the Fat Man mini-nuke and bottle-cap mines are thrown in for good measure and variety.

The Ultimate First-Person Shooter Parody: Close Range

Forget about Killzone 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 3, Resistance 2, or any of that garbage. The real name of the game is Close Range. Other shooters feature too much running around, pointing, aiming - but this game cuts right to the chase, allowing you to blow people's heads off without all the extra elements of chaff in other games, like stupid story lines and characters that feel meaningless. Human meaning is redefined, aesthetic artistry is set in motion, and entertainment becomes poetry in this tense, blood-pumping, open-ended thriller.

Try the Close Range demo right in your own web browser! It's incredible. It's what I call a real video game.

Wall Street Fighter 4 - so bad, it's good!

Hilarious!