Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Ultimate First-Person Shooter Parody: Close Range



Forget about Killzone 2, Half-Life 2: Episode 3, Resistance 2, or any of that garbage. The real name of the game is Close Range. Other shooters feature too much running around, pointing, aiming - but this game cuts right to the chase, allowing you to blow people's heads off without all the extra elements of chaff in other games, like stupid story lines and characters that feel meaningless. Human meaning is redefined, aesthetic artistry is set in motion, and entertainment becomes poetry in this tense, blood-pumping, open-ended thriller.

Try the Close Range demo right in your own web browser! It's incredible. It's what I call a real video game.

1 comment:

  1. It's pretty sad how this really does resemble a lot of thrown together FPS games. Hilarious and superb job by The Onion once again.

    ReplyDelete