Tuesday, June 30, 2009

touch and shoot!

So I finally broke down and bought an iPhone. Which of course means I get a new gaming platform that lets me sneak in sessions at work. Hey, some people go outside to smoke, I like to relax with a little touch and shoot gameplay.

The first game I bought was Metal Gear Solid Touch. So far I'm very pleased with this game. The story is just a rehash of Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of The Patriots, but the gameplay is intuitive enough for using your fingers and the product quality is top notch as well. I'll start another post once I've finished the game for my impressions, but in the meantime here are some screenshots.


Tap anywhere on the screen to show off Snake's trusty M4 to the PMC troops.


Pinch the screen to zoom in for a sniper view.


Yup, (Frank) Drebin points are back. And seriously, a picture of Sunny is 100,000 points. Sunny? She's the most expensive image? Why not a Meryl and Mei Ling make out or something?


I'm a big Doom fan so I also broke down and paid $10 for Doom Resurection. A bit expensive for an iPhone game, but the quality from just the first few levels is superb.


You get your own Navi in Doom, how cute.


I wish I was joking, but this guy seriously wants to give you a big squishy hug.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Hitler Boycotts Left 4 Dead 2



An internet-formed boycott has produced this video, showing footage of Hitler, which confirms conspiracy theories that he is indeed still alive in some bunker, plotting to begin World War III so that he can annihilate America and its European allies. It was reported that after the verbal tirade in this video, Hitler apologized and ordered Hawaiian pizza for everyone and announced world peace.

Seriously though, the video comically describes why a group of people are upset about Left 4 Dead 2's 2009 November debut. But in my personal opinion, what precisely is there not to like about Left 4 Dead 2 being released this year? Rarely do gamers get to enjoy much-anticipated, high-quality sequels without having to wait very long. Case in point: Half-Life 2 came out six years after the original game. WarCraft 3, a PC game developed by Blizzard Entertainment, was released 7 years after its predecessor and sold one-million units in its first month (most PC developers are fortunate if they can surpass 50,000 copies in the first month of sale). I need not mention typical household-name games like Super Mario Brothers, Metroid, Zelda, and Final Fantasy. When a full tank of gasoline in my rusty SUV costs upward to $40, a one month subscription to World of Warcraft costs $16 a month, and some people's gaming libraries far exceed 100 titles, is it really too much to shell out $50? Perhaps these boycotters feel they are being taken advantage of, as they were "promised" free content and the SDK that would provide end-users the ability to create custom maps, and still have to deal with the broken match-making system of the PC.

But video games are still a business, and businesses are in the business of making money, and I cannot think of a single business that exists to lose money (though even then they may do that.) They have organizations that are more beneficial to mankind, and they are called non-profit organizations. I think video games don't quite fall into that category.

I have a friend who just graduated business school, with one of his research papers being about business ethics. He contends that, in order for business transactions to be ethical, everyone - the consumer, the producer of the product, and anyone else involved in the transaction, has to win in some way. The producer of the product should make every effort to release a refined product, and the consumer in turn agrees to pay what he feels is reasonable for the product, so long as he or she is satisfied with the product. The businessman receives a profit, and in an intangible sense, so does the consumer. With Left 4 Dead 2 being released in November, one could expect a superior product created by Valve based on the superior quality of their previous games, charged at a reasonable price - $50 for the PC version - which is $10 cheaper than the XBox 360 version (the boycotters appear to be PC aficionados).

$50 is a moderate amount of money, especially in lieu of free custom content made by a community of fans. And to keep fans loyal to them, it is necessary to indulge them and listen to their input or criticism. And I can understand that they are upset that there was so little time between games, which might suggest to a lot of people that the number one motivation is to make money, at the expense of customers. I can actually identify with many of the reasons as to their being upset. But a boycott? A group of people resorting to non-violent resistance - the same tactics that Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr. and Jesus used - because they are upset that Valve is releasing a game one year after its previous version? Come. On. Is Valve enslaving African-Americans? Are they utilizing sweatshops? Are they giving away firearms with the game?

I simply feel that boycotting a video game seems analogous to boycotting McDonald's because you're upset they got rid of the baby-back rib sandwich special from the menu: your time and energy are best used toward something more constructive and beneficial. Nevertheless, the video above was entertaining enough that I let out a few hearty chuckles. And, my opinion not withstanding, I can appreciate their passion for the game.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Childhood Robotech Dreams Reinvented - Square Enix Style!

Growing up, there was a show that only me and one other kid from school seemed to enjoy. It was called Robotech. Years later I discovered it was a slice and dice of three separate Japanese anime shows and that my friend and I were way ahead of our time.

One of the images that I always treasured to this day was the MOSPEADA, or Military Operation Solider Protection Emergency Aviation Dive Armor.



This was a power suite the main characters wore that doubled as a motorcycle, what could possibly be cooler than that?!

Today I found it. Square Enix took my childhood power suit dreams and mixed it with a bucket of sexy to create the new Shiva, behold in her (their?) glory!



Click for bigger, you know you want to! <<source>>

Just, wow. All the Final "tease games for years without release" Fantasy hype has started to bother me lately. But mixing the power armor from Genesis Climber MOSPEADA (機甲創世記モスピーダ) and my favorite summons goddess surprisingly delights me into fits of dreamy eyed grinning.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

E3: Tashpool's Picks

In reversed alphabetical chronological descending order...

Scribblenauts!

You write a word, and then interact with an object in a new and interesting way. This is a groundbreaking game that will get me to dust off my DS, sit back, and write my enjoyment till my wrist hurts.



Heavy Rain!!!

Probably my most anticipated game for PS3. If you haven't played Indigo Prophecy, drop what your doing, kill yourself for living such a worthless life, then reincarnate, play it and prepare yourself for Heavy Rain.



Trico! I mean, The Last Guardian!

A mixture of Ico and Shadow of The Colossus - it's like a wet dream for the game loving puberty teen in all of us. Or ok, maybe just me.



Mod Nation Racers!

Reminiscent of the LBP level creator for a quick and fun racing game, this has a lot of potential.



Splinter Cell Conviction

I love the dirty grit action mixed with stealth tactics. Too bad I'll only get to watch the trailer since it's not coming to PS3.



Those are the only non repeaters (Kelli says I can't repeat) that I found to my liking at E3. The rest of the list is,

Uncharted 2
Little Bit Planet PSP - no I haven't finished the original, but having the LBP world on a portable just looks awesome!
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker (wow, I have two PSP titles I'm looking forward to!)

Kinda Disappointed List
God of War III
Yes it looks great graphically, but it also looks like the same old from the previous titles. Until I see something more, I'm really just not that interested.

E3: Kel's Picks

Well, since the trend was started, I suppose I'll jump on the bandwagon. In an effort to not repeat anything, I suppose I'm excited about... well, extremely girly games. I'm sure you are all surprised.

In no particular order as well, as I didn't feel like ranking.

Mario Galaxy 2
When I first saw the trailer, I think I 'squee'ed aloud. Hush, don't judge me. I loved Mario Galaxy! Oh the hours of collecting star bits and feeling nauseous form my borderline vertigo.. Mm, spinning plumber..



Littlest Pet Shop!
Oooh, look at the cute! I just want to pet them.. and love them.. and squeeze them..


Note: The above pick is a joke.. Did you think I was really serious about that?


Lego Harry Potter
No really... I am excited about that. What? Okay, so I fit into the cliche of 'girl genre games'... but damnit, I love me some Harry Potter. Is it so wrong to want to play it in a lego fashion? Lego Indiana Jones was super fun to play with Phil.



Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
I really liked Phantom Hourglass, I'd sit there for hours playing it, leveling up and finding every secret.. while the roommates blew up towns in Fallout 3, or snuck around in their Octocamo in MGS4..





New Super Mario Brothers: Wii

It looks fun. Okay?! No labeling Nintendo fan-girl even though most of the picks have been from there.



Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
Still Wii, but at least it's not Mario. Right?



It was kind of hard, I am excited about the above games but I didn't want to make repeats. So things like Uncharted 2 and GoWIII were left out.

E3: Phil's Picks

I figured I'd follow Antoninus's lead and go ahead and throw up my picks for this year's E3. These will be in no particular order mind you.

Metroid: Other M


Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker


Uncharted 2: Among Thieves


Alan Wake


Castlevania: Lords of Shadow


And there you have it my friends. There are many other fantastic games that had a good showing at E3, but those were the ones that made the most impact on me. How about you?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

E3: Antoninus' Picks

We are not special enough to go to E3 because we're not a game developer or member of a game publishing company, but a lowly consumer who can only watch from the sidelines and fantasize. Thankfully, there is enough coverage on the 'net to allow us to vicariously experience the show.

Antoninus' Top Five Picks:



LEFT 4 DEAD 2
No. 5


Left 4 Dead 2 already? Valve, creating a sequel just one year after the release of the first game? What's the matter with these people? We're still busy trying to enjoy the first game, dammit!



MASS EFFECT
No. 4


Fourteen years ago, no one would have probably guessed that two Canadian medical physicians, Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk would become highly successful game developers. Their previous games, which were mere cult PC followings in the late 1990s and early 2000s, have now become highly successful console games with a growing fan base. Mass Effect, released in 2007, was a representation of just how far they've come as gaming visionaries. The game provided a cinematic experience, the character advancement of role-playing games, and action on par with shooters, thereby providing the ultimate knockout combination of a game. Despite these features, fans were disappointed with some of its weaknesses, including a lack of different types of weapons within each weapon category (e.g. "different" assault rifles all seemed identical to each other and "different" shotguns all seemed the same, with the only differences being in their statistics). Fans were also disappointed with the "cookie-cutter dungeons" - many of the blueprints for these dungeons were identical and merely featured different props to distinguish between them. It seems BioWare has taken all these criticisms to heart and have decided to create an even better experience in its sequel.



DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS
No. 3


Ray Muzyka and Greg Zeschuk's BioWare are a busy bunch. In addition to Mass Effect, they are creating the "spiritual successor," as they call it, to the Baldur's Gate series. The game will only be available for the PC and the XBox 360, which is highly unfortunate because this looks to be a very epic game for all you Lord of the Rings lovers out there. Trademark BioWare features will exist within the game, including romance, epic battles, treacherous plots, and decisions that you make which result in complex consequences. The PC version will include a toolset that allows players to create their own campaigns and dungeons - similar to their Neverwinter Nights PC franchise.



GOD OF WAR III
No. 2


God of War III "picks up where God of War II left off" as Steve Caterson, the producer for the game states. And it looks to be just as bloody, lusty, and gloriously fun as its predecessors. The game footage shows many juicy clips of Kratos doing what he does best - kicking ass. And the best part is that it's easy to get into the game and is "accessible," as he says in the video. While I have yet to play the previous two God of War games (you can begin throwing rocks at me now) everyone I know has stated their love for the series, and it looks to be amazing. And for you PS3 owners, the game will arrive exclusively for the PS3 only. Take that, Microsoft!



MODERN WARFARE 2
No. 1


Call of Duty: Modern Warfare was probably my all-time favorite single player first-person shooter, with a simple but hyper-realistic plot, high quality presentation that almost fools you into believing you're a main character in a movie, and situations and firefights that immerse you in immense tension. And, for a change, it doesn't take place in World War II. The sequel, which is in development, continues to create a lot of hype, and this video shows us why.